* If any of these sound familiar, you had better repent soon. Then you might not have to go straight to hell, you piece of #&$^!
1. You have a double-door entrance to your place of business, but you only unlock one of them.
2. You open a business next to a middle school for the purpose of peddling candy, gum, soda, and Cheetos to children.
3. You raise the insurance rates for those with lower credit scores.
4. You charge poor people more than you do rich people for the same exact thing.
5. You are an active member of your homeowner's association and you are quick to report violations to the board.
6. You check-raise.
7. You claim corporations are people, yet when corporations commit crimes, you're OK with the fact that no one ever goes to jail.
8. You put out a new version of Windows even though there was nothing wrong with the last one, and now I can't even figure out how to shut the computer down.
9. You make your employees climb a set of stairs to get to the break room.
(Editor's note: This list does not contain all of the signs that indicate a person is going straight to hell. More are being identified every day.)
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