Pick o' the Day: The "What Role Would Y'all Have Played in The Lord of the Rings?" Quiz

     Okay, let's face it.  We all wish we could have been in the Lord of the Rings movies. And of the many fascinating roles, such as Elves, Men, Hobbits, Wizards, Dwarves, Gollums, Ents, etc., we all wonder what part Peter Jackson would have cast us in if we had made it past the initial auditions. Well, that is, until now. Thanks to an unexpected spurt of energy, I have adjusted my recliner from "full-recline" to "semi-recline" just to put to use my brain's vast store of worthless trivia, mixed-in with my rudimentary knowledge of basic mathematical calculations (PEMDAS, anyone?), and added a dash of Texas flavor to create a simple six-question quiz, the results of which will determine what part, based on your unique personality traits, you would have gotten to play in the Greatest Movie Trilogy Of All Time!  I call it the "What Role Would Y'all Have Played in The Lord of the Rings?" quiz, and it's absolutely free!  Now, it's nothing fancy because my technology budget is exactly $0.  So just select an honest answer to each question and keep scrolling down until you get the good news. So, let's get started!



Question #1:  Ginger or Mary Ann?

Question #2:  Peanut butter, Nutella, or Liverwurst?

Question #3:  Blue Bell or Blue Bunny?

Question #4:  Led Zeppelin or Barney?

Question #5:  Grumpy Cat or Lassie?

and finally...





Question #6:  Southside BBQ or Meyer's?

Okay, we are now calculating the results...

Keep scrolling down for the results...

Y'all would be this guy!

Pick o' the Day: 9 More Warning Signs You Are (probably) Going Straight to Hell

* If any of these sound familiar, you had better repent soon. Then you might not have to go straight to hell, you piece of #&$^!


1.  You have a double-door entrance to your place of business, but you only unlock one of them.

2.  You open a business next to a middle school for the purpose of peddling candy, gum, soda, and Cheetos to children.

3.  You raise the insurance rates for those with lower credit scores.

4.  You charge poor people more than you do rich people for the same exact thing.

5.  You are an active member of your homeowner's association and you are quick to report violations to the board.

6.  You check-raise.

7.  You claim corporations are people, yet when corporations commit crimes, you're OK with the fact that no one ever goes to jail.

8.  You put out a new version of Windows even though there was nothing wrong with the last one, and now I can't even figure out how to shut the computer down.

9.  You make your employees climb a set of stairs to get to the break room.
 


(Editor's note: This list does not contain all of the signs that indicate a person is going straight to hell. More are being identified every day.)