Pick o' the Day: 10 (No, scratch that) 11 things you should probably never say to your wife

Here are 10 (no, 11) things that should probably never be said to any woman, especially if she's your wife: (I had to add the most important one that she reminded me about this morning)

1.  Wake up! The baby's crying again!

2.  What's for dinner?

3.  Did we really need to buy that?

4.  You know, the world doesn't revolve just around you.

5.  Honey, I'm out of clean underwear again!

6.  When are you getting home?  I'm hungry.

7.  Hurry up!  We're going to be late!

8.  Hey honey, is my toothbrush the one with the green or the blue handle.  I can never remember.

9.  Don't forget to put some gas in your car.  It was awfully low the last time I drove it.

10.  Could you help me with this enema?

...and one more I was reminded about this morning...

11.  NO!