* If any of these sound familiar, you had better repent soon. Then you won't have to go straight to hell.
1. You agree that old-fashioned clotheslines should be banned from your neighborhood for being "unsightly".
2. You think toll roads are a good idea for relieving traffic congestion.
3. You like the idea of speed bumps on public streets.
4. You complain that the person who is driving the legal speed limit in front of you is "holding up traffic".
5. You text while driving (or walking, or riding a horse, or sitting in a movie theater, or sitting with another person at a restaurant, or...)
6. You use a toilet stool in a public restroom instead of a urinal, and you pee all over the seat. Then you walk away.
7. You prefer to hire someone from outside rather than promote from within.
8. You help make rules that other people have to follow but exempt yourself from the same rules.
9. You don't think it's important to buy candy to distribute to neighborhood kids on Halloween, even though that was your favorite holiday as a child, and most of the adults back then came through for you.
(Editor's note: This list does not contain all of the signs that indicate a person is going straight to hell. More are being identified every day.)
